Agent Nine and the Killer Beats by Olga Ordina

Author:Olga Ordina
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: comedy, adventures, secret agent, music and culture, adventures in space, music humor, adventures in time and space

Chapter Four

The gang of agents, still wore their classy suits, as they tried to sell ecstasy to hippies on planet Katy Perry. They stood outside the concert entrance and monitored everyone who walked in. A group of teenagers walked up to Nine.

"We'd like 20 pills please." One of the teenagers said and handed over a twenty.

"Beat it kid!" Nine waved him away.

"Alright, here's a hundred." the kid handed him a hundred dollar bill.

"Look kid, we're here undercover, so beat it." Nine told him again.

"You're not suppose to tell them that." Natalie kicked Nine.

"Oh right! Here kid." Nine handed 20 pills to the kid and took his hundred dollar bill.

"You're a nark!" the kid shouted.

"No way man! I'm an elegant ecstasy dealer, and if you don't shut up I'll arrest you." Nine waved a fist at the kid.

"Whatever man." The kid walked away shaking his head.

"PLUR!" Six shouted after him.

"PLUR is so 2000!" the kid shouted back to Six.

"Stupid kids." Six pointed at the kid with his thumb and looked at Natalie.

"We have to sneak into the tent where LiveKitty and Krewe are to steal their set." Nine whispered. "Six, you'll go first."

"Sure, might as well." Six nodded.

The three agents entered the concert through the main gates. Apparently the security guards were too busy searching through hippie's backpacks to even notice the heavily armed agents, carrying bags full of drugs, walking in. Even though some kids pointed at them directly, the security guards didn't even bother. They knew not to trust kids. Kids were always up to no good.

The three agents walked to the main tent and stood outside it. A dj walked up to Six and smiled at him.

"You guys got the hook ups?" the stranger asked Six.

"And downs!" Six replied.

"That's okay, I already have alcohol for downs. I hear you've got vowels?" the dj asked.

"5 bucks a pop." Six replied. "How many do you want?"

"I only need one." the dj replied. "Come with me." he waved Six to come inside the tent, leaving Nine and Natalie behind.

Six came out of the tent a few minutes later.

"Did you get it?" asked Natalie.

"Get what?" Six asked. "Oh, here's the 5 bucks." he then handed a bill to Natalie.

"No you idiot!" she slapped him. "The set!"

"Oh crap!" Six replied.

"Too late!" Nine shouted and pointed to the stage. Natalie and Six looked up to see LiveKitty and Krewe taking over. They set up their set and were about to play their killer beats, totally ready to collaborate.

"Welcome ladies and gentleman, friendly mystical creatures from other planets, and aspiring artists from other dimensions." LiveKitty announced. "Tonight we have a special plug with Krewe. We've been collaborating. You're all in for a treat. We've got the rarest, the unheard, the never before played set in the galaxy."

The whole crowd cheered and fireworks began flickering in the background.

"Are you all ready for the most spectacular, the crazy, the revolutionary, and witness history?" LiveKitty asked the crowd that immediately went wild.

"What are we going to do?" Six asked Nine.

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